Remember going back to school after your summer vacation and the teacher asks you to write an essay about what you did over the summer? Well, this is that essay although I’m retired and every summer is a vacation for me.
It actually started in February when I got a notification from my friend Hayne Dominic. He and Gary Gore hold a yearly event at Mason-Dixon Dragway called the “Rocking Chair Nationals”. It’s a nostalgia drag racing event featuring the cars and stars of years gone by. Each year they recognize different categories in drag racing and this year’s honorees were to be photographers, journalists, and announcers. I would be one of the honored and would I be able to attend? Would I? You don’t have to ask me twice! June 24 is the date of the event.
Ordinarily, I wouldn’t write something tooting my own horn, but the company I would be in required I do so. This event and two others was all I had planned for this year. So, my wife and I drove for 5 hours from Long Island, New York to Hagerstown, Maryland, Friday morning in the pouring rain. Fortunately it stopped when we pulled into the hotel parking lot. That’s when we heard a rubbing sound coming from the right front tire of my Acura RDX. Great! Seriously? Now? We unpacked and went straight to the track (3 miles away) where a track official determined that there’s something stuck in the brake. Its 4 P M and the nearest Acura dealer is an hour away. We’d never make it before it closed but a Honda dealer is just 3 minutes away so guess where we went? In case you’re wondering, an Acura and a Honda is pretty much the same car. So off we went, found a technician, explained the situation, and had the car on a lift in no time. About a half an hour later, the tech came back, placed a pebble in my hand and said “That was your problem”. I still have that pebble because it’s worth $103.50!
We went back to the track and met up with Hayne and Gary and Fred Bear and others and we were promptly invited to have dinner with a host of others at a local Mexican restaurant. There were about 20 of us. We sat and had a good dinner with friends new and old. About halfway through, a tall gentleman sitting at the end of the table got up and announced to us that he just paid everybody’s tab! Came to find out it’s the track owner, Elmer Wachter. Hey, I know that name! That’s Dr. Wacko. He drove a wild silver metalflake blown Jeep called Quicksilver with the Wild Bunch group in the mid-80s. I jumped up from my seat and rushed outside to meet and thank him for his generosity. How cool is that? After dinner, it was back to the hotel for a long and rollicking bench racing session before heading to sleep.
Up early Saturday morning at to be at the track by 9:30 A M. That’s when the ceremony would start. Among the honorees were Jack Redd, Steve Bell, Todd Dziadosz , Vern Abernathy, Sam Auxier, Jr, Steve Lesuer, Tom Mc Rea,, and Phil Hutchens to name a few. Plaques were given to each of us and we were interviewed by Bill “Drag List” Pratt, Hayne and Gary. When it was over I found the time to try out my new camera. It has a vehicle tracking feature and I was eager to see how it performed. It did very well, but truthfully, it was just too hot to stand out there and shoot anything for an extended period so it was back to the tent for more bench racing before we left for the day. And a great day it was!
This brings us to July and nothing is on the docket. Actually nothing until the Dover Drags at Lebanon Valley N Y at the end of September. In the middle of July while talking with a good friend about having a lunch date, he was lamenting not being able to go to any events this year. He (and I) missed the nostalgia event at Cecil County Md earlier in June and he didn’t have any other on his docket. I should mention that among other attributes, he is a fireworks enthusiast and attends a fireworks convention each year (Wisconsin this year). This year’s event would be in early August. I mentioned Island Dragway’s 63rd Funny Car Throwdown in Great Meadows, N J (home of Don Garlits’ first official NHRA 200 mph run) was on August 6 but he couldn’t go because of the convention. He thought about it a bit and said he wouldn’t be leaving until the 11th, so………
East Coast Fuelers guru Jim Cummings flashes the victory sign on his burnout.
Hands down the most outrageous drag car I’ve seen in quite a while.
Joe Pironne, Jr boils the hides during his first in competition pass in the Pironne Family’s Screaming Eagle Trans Am F/C.
Car painter extraordinaire Dave Sano gets sideways in his Screaming Insanity Cuda.
The Chris & Krista show; Krista backs hubby Chris in the Total Insanity Monza prior to his pairing with Jon Wall’s Fireball Monza in round 1.
John Cerchio pulls the chutes and brings the War Path Buick Somerset to a safe halt.
The Chris & Krista Show 2.0- Krista brings her Temporary Insanity Monza to a stop.
Cody Helger shows serious air under the slicks as he bounces to a stop after his event winning pass in his Dazed & Confused Camaro.
We left Long Island at 7:30 A M August 6 bound for Great Meadows N J! We arrived there in 2 ½ hours, a minor miracle if you’re familiar with the Cross Bronx Expressway and the George Washington Bridge. In fact it was the same time going home. Amazing! There wasn’t even a line getting in. The lineup for funny cars included the Chris and Krista show featuring almost identical Monzas, The Sweetman Brothers Frantic Ford Mustang II, Rocky Pirrone’s Screaming Eagle T/A piloted by son Joe Jr (his first driving gig in competition), Dave Sano’s Screaming Insanity Cuda, Bob and Jon Wall’s Fireball Monza, Bill Dee’s Nor’Easter, Jim Gifford’s’ Svengali T/A, Rob Bundy’s Shellshock Vega, John Cerchio’s War Path Buick Somerset, Robin and Matt Stambaugh’s Generation X Vega, Ray and Cody Helger’s Dazed and Confused 69 Camaro, and Willie Johnson’s No Money No Funny Nova. Also on hand were 6 front engine dragsters from the East Coast Fuelers, Mike Geroni’s Fiat AA/A and Bob Hall’s Busting Loose Fiat AA/A as well as a wide variety of entries from N E T O.
Funnies would make 2 passes each (as well as the fuelers and altereds) with the 2 low elapsed times from the first round squaring off for the title. Kudos to Chris Massarella for putting together a flawless show. The East Coast Fuelers put on their patented smoky burnout and strong racing show. Mike Geroni had a good event as well taking both of his runs in his Fiat altered. Cody Helger took the Funny Car title with a strong 6.75/200mph pass in the heat of the day. And I’m not kidding about the “heat” part. It was HOT! High 80s temps all day took its toll on all of us. I really felt bad for the drivers in their firesuits waiting in the staging lanes to make a pass. I tried real hard to stay hydrated and although I had about 7 bottles of water and Gatorade and losing 5 lbs., I almost passed out at the top end taking parachute shots. A mistake I will not be making again! As an aside, last year’s event was held in October due to a few rainouts in August. That day was sunny and the air was cool and crisp with no humidity. A very enjoyable day. Maybe Melissa and Carl Milano will consider moving it next year?
While we were going around the pits, my friend stopped by the exhibit by the DMC (Dead Man’s Curve) car show. It didn’t take long for him to inform me “We’re going!” So………
Yet another unplanned event and in New Jersey to boot! Dead Man’s Curve is a car show held each year on Labor Day Weekend at the Sheraton Hotel in Mahwah, N J. It’s not just a car show, it’s more like a car happening. Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Customs, Muscle Cars, Show Cars, Antiques (a few), trucks (a few), vendors, bands, food trucks and celebrities like Candy Clark and Charles Martin Smith from the movie American Graffiti and Butch Patrick better known as Eddie Munster. Oh yeah, and then there’s POR Presents Thunder Alley powered by Racing Junk. Thunder Alley is the brainchild of “Big” Al Liebman. Al has a long and storied past in drag racing and especially with funny cars. Ever since he first saw them at Englishtown (N J) in 1969 he wanted to be as involved with them as much as he could. Short of driving them he’s done everything else and is currently involved with the Super Camaro funny car as well as being Senior Sales Exec at Racing Junk. The idea of Thunder Alley in the beginning was to cackle a few cars for the audience (2 to be exact). It has since blossomed to over 25 supercharged funny cars, front engine dragsters, a fuel altered, and a wheelstander! All cackling on healthy doses of alcohol and nitro. The cars are lined up on the road adjacent to the hotel entrance and 3 times a day all 3 days, they are cranked up and cackled. And it’s LOUD! I was standing between War Path and the Frantic Ford and it was total sensory overload. Highly recommended! The crowd applauds and roars in approval. This year’s participants included;
The Sweetman Brothers Frantic Ford Mustang II
Rocky Pirrone’s Frantic Ford 1970 Mach 1 Mustang
Troy Leibe’s Thriller Fiat Altered
Rocky Pirrone’s Super Camaro
Rocky Pirrone’s recently completed Time Machine Willys
Hell Bound
Poison Arrow
Iron Outlaw Mustang II
Matt & Robin Stambaugh’s Generation X Vega
Paddy Wagon wheelstander
John Cerchio’s War Path Buick Somerset
Nightmare Arrow
No Money No Funny Nova
Bits & Pieces T/A
Big Girl 55 Chevy
Shellshock Vega
KS Speed shop AA/FD
Lynwood Spl AA/FD
Gloyd & Grimes AA/FD
Blue Mountain Express AA/Fd
Freaky Tiki Fiat
Mike Geroni Fiat
Bradley Grey/ Blown Mafia 1970 Nova
Bud Man Arrow
Temporary Insanity Monza
That’s at least 25 cars cackling at once. A flawlessly run segment during a truly wild yet enjoyable event. I witnessed the 1 P M cackle but wish I could’ve seen the 8 P M cackles with all the visible flames. Oh well, there’s always next year.
And that my friends is how I spent my summer vacation. How did you spend yours?